Changes in our Lives
As we shuffle through this mortal coil, we make many changes in our lives. The things that at one time meant the most to us will fall by the wayside, temporarily or in some cases, permanently. New challenges and experiences will step in to grab our interest, and these may become the new driving force for us, or they
may end up being one more step on the journey through life.
Recently I have taken up writing, and have to date written two novels. As a beginning writer, I now realize that the first draft is rough, really rough. I see a long time in the editing phase as I re-learn all of the grammar that I have forgotten since I was a student in those long ago days. To that end, I joined a writing group, and we meet every other week to be a combination critique, cheering section, and motivational group. They are cheaper than a therapist for trying to reclaim any shred of self respect after two weeks of tearing apart every word that I have put on paper.
As part of our group, we often set goals and do writing exercises. The last meeting set a goal of creating an online presence through a blog, or if we already had a blog, to get back to writing. The catch was that a random idea generator would pick our topic. The topic that came through this descent into computer alchemy is "Will Butter Rule the World." That's it, no more suggestions, no guidelines. The only caveat was that we should aim for five-hundred words, I missed that last one as we were on vacation, so I went over. We met again last night and lo and behold, not one of us had published on our blogs. So guess what our goal was for this week? You probably guessed it, to actually hit 'send'.
Well here goes, my quick jotting for my writers group.
The Rise of Butter
The
end of the petro-economy or ‘The Great Greening’ as it later came
to be known, did not arise from the efforts of the environmentalists
as everyone anticipated. Rather it came about from the greed of the
petrochemical executives themselves. Everyone in the early 21st
Century assumed that the race to stop global warming would be won by
the citizens through a concerted effort toward altruism and the good
of their fellow man. The truth is that the
greed of the executives hid the fact that peak oil had long passed
and the industry was on borrowed time. Trying to squeeze every cent
of profits, they kept the decline a secret as the first wells went
dry. Playing a shell game with shipments, they kept the populace in
the dark about the end of oil until too many dry wells brought
shipments to a halt. The ships that delivered the oil had dry tanks
and the flow to the consumer ceased.
Industries
that relied on oil closed, and one of the hardest hit was the
agricultural industry. Reliance on cheap fertilizers derived from oil
and monoculture planting led to crop failures in the first year.
Hybrid seed that could
not reproduce
from the
parent plant, grew wild and
people watched in vain
as their efforts to feed their families produced nothing of value for
their stomachs.
The
fledgling alternate energy industry, long stunted by the
petrochemical companies, struggled to ramp up production, but ran
into the same energy wall that the rest of society had, it takes
energy to produce products, and
the machinery that had been used to date ran on fossil fuels. A great
effort ensued to retrofit these machines and at last they were put
into production. The final straw of the petro-collapse was discovered
when there were a shortage of lubricants to maintain any machine in
working order. Work
progressed on finding a replacement for high grade machine
lubricants.
Most
trees suitable for producing oil fruit had been cut for firewood on
that first cold winter after the collapse of oil, eliminating
several potential sources.
Parallel research into the uses of lard or vegetable oils ran into
the same problems, their products could not be grown without large
amounts of fertilizers or antibiotics. The solution came from the
dairy industry, and the use of butter. Researchers were able to
refine butter and cheese into a high quality lubricant that would
keep machines running for the foreseeable
future. Countries that had banned the use of antibiotics in their
dairy found themselves the leaders of the new economy as their herds
flourished while their competitors hybrids
succumbed to disease.
The
dairy industry, already a strong lobby in the petro-dollar days, took
advantage of the situation and rushed to cement their advantages in
the marketplace by having advantageous laws enacted banning the use
of antibiotic feeds in agriculture. This made the dairy industry the
sole reliable source of fats and oils for industry and home use.
The
United State, once a leader in the dairy and oil industries, found
that their over-reliance on oil products and pharmaceutical farming,
left them unable to maintain a domestic supply and their industries
fell into decline. Canada, Britain and Germany having found
themselves in a favourable position, replaced the dollar with the
Pound(butter) as the favoured international currency. Butter
is now revered as the saviour of the human race and is held as the
new gold standard.
Very interesting!
ReplyDeleteThank you for reading and commenting and glad that you enjoyed it.
DeleteQuite an enlightening, somewhat amusing read, but a totally plausible case for future generations to think about! Well done!
ReplyDeleteIt was meant to be amusing in a worst case scenario way, Thanks for reading and commenting.
DeleteTotally plausible.
ReplyDeleteI tried for a plausible worst case scenario while stay a bit tongue in cheek. Thanks for reading.
DeleteBetty bought a bit of butter, But the butter was so bitter, So she bought some better butter, To make the bitter butter better.
ReplyDeleteA fun read!
This was one of the tongue twisters that I remembered from my childhood. It wasn't one of more popular ones that I remember though. Thanks for the reminder and for reading the blog.
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